Sincere but dumb. Really dumb. Blonde? Check the eyebrows.
This morning she offered her opinion on the subject of kids having too much homework and afterall, she said, colleges want students who are well rounded so kids should practice the violin for three hours a day rather than spend that time on homework. Because God knows, colleges don’t want kids who can perform academically.
My eyes have not yet returned from the back of my head. What she was referring to:
Mr. Vallone said he understands that the Department of Education is aiming to improve test scores, but he said an emphasis on homework is taking away students’ childhoods and contributing to child obesity by forcing children to stay at home with their books.
Bullshit on all counts. If Vallone thinks his girls are getting too much homework he can just tell them to not do it. How would he enforce such a restriction? Put homework police in every home?
Gretchen “One Eye” Carlson is an idiot who apparently didn’t do enough homework so now she plays a dumb blonde on television. Talk about type casting.
Why, oh why did Fox let Kiran Chetry leave?
Balance Sheet 
I don’t think she’s good looking at all but I must be in a small minority. Inexplicably she won Miss America in 1989.
It would be interesting to get a hold of the interview portion of the contest. I bet she talked about the mapping of the human genome.
Her face looks all scrunched up or something.
*GONG*
By: Rosetta on November 29, 2007
at 20:55
Human genome. GLAR!!!!!!!!!
Some commenter called her One Eye at one of the links. There’s your scrunched up face. I almost pissed myself. Miss America 1989? Wow, she’s almost geriatric but without the jugs.
By: cranky on November 29, 2007
at 21:42
Yeah it sux that FnF dumped Kiran- she is such a sweetheart- I can’t bring myself to watch CNN american morning in order to see her
As far as I can determine, Kiran’s agent made some pretty steep demands at contract time and Fox said ‘see ya’- Gretchen C was waiting in the wings and the deal was done- CNN snapped her up within 24hrs
I think FnF should rotate their blondes in the center chair- give paige hopkins more playing time- maybe even do the Dhue
Ooh. Dhue.
By: Barry on November 30, 2007
at 02:26
Juliet Huddy!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!
By: cranky on November 30, 2007
at 07:14
huddy=hotty
By: Barry in CO on December 1, 2007
at 03:20
well at least this blogs diatribes help better understand where some of Darwin’s key ideas came from.
By: Jim Black on April 26, 2008
at 23:43
I didn’t know Darwin thought Gretchen Carlson was a dumb blonde. Huh.
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 07:37
I guess I’m not getting Jim’s point either. Seems like he might be defending her but all the blood left his head and congealed in his nether regions.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 09:11
crank,
Despite Jim’s poor sentence structure, I believe he was complimenting you on the scientific value of your blog.
I’m pretty sure that’s it.
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 09:30
Science? I’m blind, Jim.
Or I could just go back and edit my comment to thank him profusely. But that would make Rosetta look like an idiot.
Wait a minute. I gotta go edit something.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 09:44
Obviously I was wrong about Jim’s comment and he is absolutely correct. Therefore, Rosetta must be an ass.
Yep, that’s it. I got it right now.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 09:52
I got it write now.
Fail!
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 10:35
Dude, WTF?
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 10:48
Hahahaha.
I can’t help it that you picked the wrong word.
Just trying to help by making you feel retarded.
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 11:02
Unless it was actually a ploy by me to see if any of you morons were sober/intelligent enough to catch it.
Or not.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 11:09
Possibly related post:
http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/holey-crap-medical-breakthrough-gives-hope-to-democrats/
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 12:22
16 Rosetta
Possibly related post:
http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/holey-crap-medical-breakthrough-gives-hope-to-democrats/
By: Possibly Related Post on April 27, 2008
at 14:17
is there an echo in here?
By: pajama momma on April 27, 2008
at 15:10
is is there there an an echo echo in in here here??
By: Possibly Related Post on April 27, 2008
at 15:36
helllloooooo! hellloooo! helloo! hello! hell
By: pajama momma on April 27, 2008
at 16:08
The following is a presentation of Rosetta Community Theater:
Ob/Gyn: This is the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen.
pajama momma: Well!! You didn’t have to say it twice!!
The End.
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 17:13
Oh, you’re gonna git it now, Rosetta. Like a light switch being flicked, IT’S ON!!!!!!!1111!!!1
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 17:23
pajama momma knows I’m kidding!!
*puts on protective cup*
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 17:40
“I’m blind, Jim.”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
By: PattyAnn on April 27, 2008
at 18:52
Jim’s dead?
Who’s dead? No, Hu’s on first.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 19:33
You know what really pisses me off?
The fact that I actually laughed at what rosetta said.
By: pajama momma on April 27, 2008
at 19:34
PJM, you should slap slap yourself yourself.
😛
Gotta finish watching Rio Grande, which is an excellent movie. The Duke and Maureen O’hara.
G’night. Don’t kick him too hard, you don’t want him to choke on anything.
By: cranky on April 27, 2008
at 20:27
pajama momma can kick my ass and she and I both know that which is why I would never cross the line.
On a separate topic, the follwing post has your name in it, cranky. It also has a picture of Julie Bandera and Megyn Kelly that is BUNK worthy.
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/generalities/ferguson_to_newsers_you_cranky_magnificent_bastards_83409.asp?c=rss
By: Rosetta on April 27, 2008
at 22:56
The reality is rosetta makes fun of my size to make himself feel better about his lack of size.
By: pajama momma on April 27, 2008
at 23:20
What is it with women and size? Y’all can be really mean.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 06:29
the follwing post has your name in it, cranky.
I’ll be in my bunk for a while and then some. Don’t bother knocking while the house is rocking.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 07:14
Ninja please! Who started it with this who’ll size business huh?
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 08:13
dammit, I put who’ll
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 08:13
Rosetta did?
Yeah, that’s right. Rosetta started it.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 08:47
Is this not starting it?
Ob/Gyn: This is the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen.
pajama momma: Well!! You didn’t have to say it twice!!
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 08:56
Are we absolutely sure that wasn’t Rosetta’s Ob/Gyn talking to him/her/it?
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 10:04
Oh yeah, that’s it, that’s the ticket. I just happened to be an observer in the room when rosetta was getting his annual exam. That makes much more sense.
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 17:01
I hope his/her/its doctor refrigerated the instruments to the appropriate 25 degrees Fahreheit — I understand that is an important part of the examination.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 17:43
I freaking hate that! Why do they make their instruments so damn cold?!?!?!
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 17:49
How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The vagine, my friend, is flappin in the wind
PJM’s vagine is flappin in the wind.
By: Rosetta on April 28, 2008
at 17:57
Oh now you’ve gone and done it! You could have said my vagine was your friend or it was fresh as an ocean wind, or it’s without sin, or something like that, but noooooooo, you just had to go and be a total bastard.
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 18:30
I can’t tell anyone his name, ’cause I’m totally not going to book an appointment 3 months in advance, but my guy has knitted booties for your feets and the instruments lay under a heating pad before they are used. *sigh*
By: PattyAnn on April 28, 2008
at 21:08
i like ur msg
By: samadhan on March 17, 2011
at 00:58
I predict it’s going to be a couple of rough weeks for Rosetta. Poor man/woman/it.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 21:17
I”m very jealous pattyann. I cringe every time the doctor whips out that duck bill.
By: pajama momma on April 28, 2008
at 21:29
I’m just going to go ahead right now and abjectly apologize for being a man.
By: cranky on April 28, 2008
at 21:33
This is all your fault cranky.
all. your. fault.
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 07:09
Sigh.
Freaking wimmen.
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 07:17
if you gave me chocolate I would like you again.
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 09:33
i want to give u choklet
By: samadhan on March 17, 2011
at 01:00
that’s all it takes
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 09:33
seriously
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 09:33
GIVE ME THE EFFING CHOCOLATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 09:33
GRETCHEN CARLSON IS A MUSICAL GENIUS
~threadkill~
By: Barry in CO on April 29, 2008
at 10:14
Since I’ve never really talked about your actual post and homework and stuff I will admit, it’s insane the amount the kids get.
I also find it interesting that my son, the only honor roll, “A” citizenship child in this hellhole neighborhood of mine, is the only one that seems to be inside doing his homework for hours on end. The other neighbors give me shit because I’m not out getting drunk in their driveway with them and letting the kids run around and play, but hell, we have priorities. Yes the kids need to be outside, but they have so much flippin homework.
I can’t imagine the grades the other kids in the neighborhood must have because they’re allowed to be in the fresh air and sunshine for hours on end.
Lord knows kids don’t get to run around at recess and lunch anymore.
That really pisses me off. Kids have recess at their desks these days and the parents are usually giving them sort of
sweet snack that does
When I was a kid we ran around like crazy on the playground. People don’t understand kids need to get their wiggles out, so instead of letting them have recess, they give them Riddlin.
When my son comes home from school he wants to hang out in the garden he planted, but he can’t because he has hours of homework. Why does he have this much homework? Because it wasn’t finished in school because the teacher’s spend most of their time disciplining unruly children.
I have one “energetic” shall we say child, the other three are relatively mellow. Garren needs to get his wiggles out. He’s a good boy and he’ll listen, but he needs to be kept busy or he will get into some sort of mischief. The fact that they don’t get to run around for recess and lunch makes me nervous for him when he starts school.
I think I just ranted.
DID YOU GET MY CHOCOLATE YET CRANKY?
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 11:02
That really pisses me off. Kids have recess at their desks these days and the parents are usually giving them sort of
sweet snack that does
grrrrrrrrrrr, cant’ even do a coherent sentence. CHOCOLATE CRANKY!!!! WTF!?!?!?!?
anyhow, a sweet snack that makes them crash later that they can’t even run off at recess.
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 11:03
Give me your grid coordinates and we’ll have an airdrop of chocolate to your position in a few hours. This is obviously an emergency. Do we need a gunship escort to keep the neighbors away?
We played sports at recess when I was in school. Whether it was football (tackle with no helmets and no refs — we lived), soccer, softball, dodgeball, etc. Kids need to burn off energy and exercise. After school was more sports. When it got dark we went home and did homework. Dinner, get cleaned up and go to bed.
We did not have discipline problems that were tolerated. You played by the rules or you got smacked on the ass. Or suspsended, Or expelled.
Seems to me that too much shit behavior is tolerated nowadays.
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 11:48
I think an airdrop of chocolate would be appropriate.
I would love it if my son could do his homework after dinner, but there’s way, way too much. He’d never get it done in time.
We did not have discipline problems that were tolerated. You played by the rules or you got smacked on the ass. Or suspsended, Or expelled
My kids have a healthy fear of the pajama momma, except my two year old. He doesn’t quite get it yet……..but he will. mwahahahahaha, he will
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 13:16
Low-Altitude Parachute Extraction System (LAPES) is the first one on this video.
Chocolate Drop
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 13:33
thank you cranky. you make me happy
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 17:12
My knowledge of discpline in schools is that teachers are not allowed to enforce it. The children who need to be disciplined are instead allowed to disrupt everyone else’s learning. The little brats, learn to crave negative attention. since that is the only kind they attract. And that is the fault of their parent(s) and that is sad.
I believe all children have the potential to be great kids; full of life and love, good humor, and raw intelligence. But they need structure which is what it sounds like you and your husband provide your kids.
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 17:53
Exactly 25,000 hits. Better slow down.
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 17:54
Geez, get a room. :(|)
By: PattyAnn on April 29, 2008
at 18:56
Exactly 25,000 hits. Better slow down.
YAY!!!!!!!
Congratulations cranky! I’ll buy you a beer for your 25,000th hit.
Even though 12,500 of those were your sock puppets and pajama momma hitting refresh like a retard.
VIVA LA BALANCE SHEET!!!11
By: Rosetta on April 29, 2008
at 19:00
Geez, Miss Hit It Hard is telling someone else to get a room. 😛
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 19:23
That’s funny PA, I was going to tell you and cranky to get a room on The Hostages. That whole cigar thing? uh huh
wish I’d said it now
By: pajama momma on April 29, 2008
at 19:34
65TH!!!!!!!!
By: Rosetta on April 29, 2008
at 21:31
It ain’t all Kevlarchick like but it ain’t bad for a post that began at the end of November.
You ain’t skeered of checking out the main page here are you?
By: cranky on April 29, 2008
at 21:51
Gretchen Carlson must have slept with someone at Fox becuase when they picked her over Kiran Chetry they blew all credibility, No wonder why Olberman calls them fixed news
By: Scott on June 30, 2008
at 20:02
Gretchen Carlson is so stupid she embarrases every other woman on the planet. Fox was scraping the bottom of the barrel when they picked her. Every frigging morning she has to keep bringing up about how her family are in the car dealership business. SO WHAT? WHO CARES?
The truth is, her family is a bunch of MULTI MILLIONAIRES from the car business. Why should any of us feel sorry for them?
I like FNC, but this idiot Carlson has to go!
By: Laqueesha on December 9, 2008
at 17:51
And to this very day she is STILL talking about her momma and daddy’s car business. The past few days that’s ALL she’s talked about. I have been emailing Fox since they hired her and told them the person who decided to hire Gretchen should be fired. What a lousy decision they made to bring her in. The sooner she leaves that show the better!
By: Gary on June 10, 2009
at 14:22