From the What the Fuck chronicles:
“He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson’s upper lip collapsed.” [emphasis added]
The freak accident
“…led a hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work.”
Balance Sheet 
*gets off of cranky’s lawn*
Merry Christmas, my friend!
*gets back on cranky’s lawn*
By: Rosetta on December 25, 2007
at 09:38
Thanks for the tire tracks in what remains of my lawn!
Merry Christmas to you and your bride. May all of God’s blessings be with you and yours.
By: cranky on December 25, 2007
at 09:47
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
By: Rosetta on December 25, 2007
at 17:40
Merry Christmas to all.
By: eddiebear on December 25, 2007
at 20:20
How are you guys doin’ the snow thing?
By: bmac on December 26, 2007
at 11:01
From your dashboard check out the Extras tab.
By: cranky on December 26, 2007
at 11:04
Sweet!
Thanks Cranky!
By: bmac on December 26, 2007
at 11:10
Wow, I saw the pix of him, last week, with the bandaids all over his face. What a freak.
Hope you had a Merry Christmas, Cranky.
By: nicedeb on December 26, 2007
at 20:52
Hey Merry Day After Christmas!
By: pajama momma on December 26, 2007
at 21:11
Hi ladies, Merry Day After Christmas to both of you! I got to talk with both of my sisters and one of my brothers and his family. Missed a phone call from my youngest brother but it was a good day anyway and AMC had a Westerns marathon so a bunch of my favorite movies were on TV.
Michael Jackson is just sad. He’s really weird but I feel sorry for him because he cannot live a normal life even if he wasn’t so troubled emotionally and physically.
By: cranky on December 26, 2007
at 21:46
BTW, how the fuck can your lip “collapse?”
Has his skin been replaced with paper mache?
By: bmac on December 27, 2007
at 13:35
Guess it just went poof, kind of like a Cheeto when you let the air out of it.
By: cranky on December 27, 2007
at 20:07
Thank you, thank you, thank you for not providing a picture.
By: geoff on December 27, 2007
at 23:15
No problem Geoff. However, I will be scarred for life since I did follow the link and it was hideous.
By: cranky on December 28, 2007
at 06:48