Posted by: cranky | December 24, 2007

Freak Accident

From the What the Fuck chronicles: 

“He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson’s upper lip collapsed.” [emphasis added]

The freak accident

“…led a hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work.”



  1. *gets off of cranky’s lawn*

    Merry Christmas, my friend!

    *gets back on cranky’s lawn*

  2. Thanks for the tire tracks in what remains of my lawn!

    Merry Christmas to you and your bride. May all of God’s blessings be with you and yours.

  3. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

  4. Merry Christmas to all.

  5. How are you guys doin’ the snow thing?

  6. From your dashboard check out the Extras tab.

  7. Sweet!
    Thanks Cranky!

  8. Wow, I saw the pix of him, last week, with the bandaids all over his face. What a freak.

    Hope you had a Merry Christmas, Cranky.

  9. Hey Merry Day After Christmas!

  10. Hi ladies, Merry Day After Christmas to both of you! I got to talk with both of my sisters and one of my brothers and his family. Missed a phone call from my youngest brother but it was a good day anyway and AMC had a Westerns marathon so a bunch of my favorite movies were on TV.

    Michael Jackson is just sad. He’s really weird but I feel sorry for him because he cannot live a normal life even if he wasn’t so troubled emotionally and physically.

  11. BTW, how the fuck can your lip “collapse?”
    Has his skin been replaced with paper mache?

  12. Guess it just went poof, kind of like a Cheeto when you let the air out of it.

  13. Thank you, thank you, thank you for not providing a picture.

  14. No problem Geoff. However, I will be scarred for life since I did follow the link and it was hideous.

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