Posted by: cranky | September 4, 2008


John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.  As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.  Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to McCain and said, “How about you?”

McCain replied, “Go ahead, Cindy doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!”



  1. RACIST!!!!!!!!

    Where have you been, jerky? We had a great politics thread last night and you were nowhere to be found.

    Get your ass over there tonight of I’ll put you on secret probation.

  2. You need to re-read the comment thread. I got there late, but I got there. We finished up, we hope, our job down in Troy and I got home late.

  3. I hope you had fun in Troy.

    Please sign out the next time you expect to be gone for an extended period of time.

    Have a good weekend, crank!

  4. ‘the fuck?

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