Posted by: cranky | July 30, 2008

The Faucet

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished with the costumer, Mary asked ‘How much for that faucet?’

Walt replied, ‘That’s pewter and it costs $300.’

‘My goodness that sure is a lot of money!’ Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, ‘ Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?’

Mary replied, ‘No, but I will for the faucet.’


h/t JR.



  1. Mary is a slut.

  2. Thank goodness for that.

  3. How old is Mary?

    I hope she isn’t fat.

  4. Mary is 23 years old, 5′ 6″, 118 pounds, 35D-23-36 and her turn ons are sweaty sex and being spanked.

  5. Hey, at least Mary keeps a tight reign on that household budget…

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