The body painting pictures are from Pravda, those formerly Commie propaganda bastards, God bless their atheistic hearts. Example is below, you can click on the picture to see more of what tools this Commie propaganda machine uses to undermine Western democracies and to cause rational men to consider the benefits of investing in a Russian bride:
Some things I have to wonder about. Several years ago I received my annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar and I think this issue came with a DVD. They had scenes of the body being painted, including this young lady. Inasmuch as there were no visible hairs down there to interfere with the paint or hide the equipment, and the guy was painting the area down there, and he’s an artiste so he’s thorough, I, and Melissa Keller, both wondered if the guy was gay because he was easily maintaining his concentration on the task at, ahem, hand. She flat out asked him if was gay [he was].
Like I say, I wonder about things. Now I’m thinking if Melissa Keller is standing before me, bare assed naked, and I am a thorough artiste applying paint to her glorious naked body, oh yeah, I know what you’re thinking and yes, I am finger painting, am I not going to pitch a tent? Among the heterosexual male readers (not you Rosetta) of this blog, who among you would not have to admit that your pants suddenly didn’t fit the same way they did a moment ago.
And for you ladies, if you had the same task to perform on some piece of beefcake [or on Melissa Keller ’cause that’s what we guys fantasize about since it is so freaking hawt!] could you be applying the paint to the equipment and not be thinking about the equipment? Inquiring and perverted minds won’t to know.