Posted by: cranky | May 16, 2008

Separated at Birth?

They both share that bitchiness gene.

Oh no you dinit!


Skanky ho!

Dried up man-less ashy prune!



  1. that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

  2. I, for one, welcome our nagging, petulant, “never in my adult life”, white-guilt pandering mistress!

  3. You should feel guilty old white man. It’s tough for me and my husband to foot the $10,000 a year bill for dance lessons and sports for our daughters on a measly $500,000. You owe us and you should be ashamed of yourself for being niggardly with your money.

    Pony up beyotch!

  4. And have you seen the price of arugula at Whole Foods??

    Just give me your money, it’s for the greater good (of Hamas, American trial lawyers, Rev. Wright, etc).

  5. These Mercedes don’t detail themselves or fill their own gas tanks. Give me my reparations you evil guilty white heathens.


  7. You are such a Typical White Person™.

  8. I am kind of light. I can pass until I get to preaching then I’m darker than the darkest night.

    Can I get an Amen? Hallejulah!

  9. Hahahaha!!!

    Aunt Esther.


  10. Also: this conversation isn’t helping my kids.

  11. You old fish-eyed fool!!

  12. That bitch Michelle sure dresses white, if you know what I’m saying. And that hair. Who she thinks she is? Jacqueline Kennedy?


  13. Aunt Esther, when I was little I thought you were a man.

    Maybe Flip Wilson.

  14. I ain’t got no man junk you little heathen.

  15. Hey sockpuppet, how was your CE this weekend?

    Learn anything new?

  16. I drove. I sat. I drove. I drove. I sat. I got certificate. I drove.

    Didn’t learn much, it was still a worthwhile course with a good instructor, except that these continuing education things are great ways to cut into your free time.

  17. Normally I’m bitter and angry after those classes.

    A waste of my valuable time that could be better spent drinking and looking at boobs and stuff.

  18. Oh that is perfect! Can’t stop giggling.

  19. Thanks Lipstick.

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