Posted by: cranky | May 6, 2008

The Princess

Totally stolen from Mrs. bmac who sent me the email:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing  this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’

She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.’



  1. Hey, she didn’t even send that to me!

    What the hell?

  2. Hahahaha. Mrs bmac has a crush on cranky!!

    Is that story true?

    That’s funny as hell.

  3. Maybe because I’m not quite the McCain supporter you are?


  4. # 3 was in response to bmac.

    Rosetta, it sounds completely in character and possible for some of those airborne queens. If it ain’t true, it should be.

  5. Don’t be jealous Rosetta. I love you too but I just love Cranky a lot more.

  6. Awwwww.


  7. Don’t be jealous Rosetta. I love you too but I just love Cranky a lot more.

    That’s crap!

    cranky talks bad about you when you’re not around, mrs bmac.

    Just sayin.

  8. Rosetta is lying Mrs. bmac.

    Plus he is a cat person.

  9. That’s low.

  10. But is it untrue?

    I thought all lesbos were cat people. But there are some pussy cats I really like.

  11. ‘Cause I’d hit that pussy cat so hard I’d make her throw up nonexistent hair balls.

  12. I do like most cats but not necessarily more than dogs.

    When I was in college, my girlfriend and I adopted a cat from the Humane Society.

    I named him Debit.

  13. Hey crank,

    How do you add a link to text like you did with “pussy cats I really like”?


  14. Going to the Humane Society to adopt an animal is awesome — it is a CREDIT to you.

    I just copy the link and then write <a href=quote mark insert link with no spaces end quote mark greater than sign in front of text to link and put a less than sign slash a greater than sign after the text I want linked.

    Can’t do it here with the commenty thingy parsing it. Is that what you meant? Click view source and look for the comment with the link.

  15. it is a CREDIT to you.

    I see what you did there.

    Thanks for the directions on how to add a link to text. I know it’s hard to descibe without actually using the symbols.

  16. rosetta so did not understand anything you just said crank.

  17. You’re thinking our little princess thought I linked the word “CREDIT”?

    Now that would be moronic.

    There are two more firearms I need to buy before the Dems take over and ban all firearms. I need a double barreled shotgun for ‘skeet’ shooting and an M-14 for ‘target’ shooting. Still have room in my gun safe and that wasted space is starting to wear on my nerves.

    Looking at that M-14 is like taking the gun version of Viagra. Instant wood.

  18. You’re thinking our little princess thought I linked the word “CREDIT”?

    rosetta likes it when you call him a princes

  19. Does he wear a sash and a crown?

  20. I like Crown and Coke. Does that count?

  21. I bet you have to be really careful with that razor blade when you’re cutting up that coke on the hooker’s ass.

  22. The hooker’s dead, remember?

  23. Doesn’t the blood make it harder to snort?

  24. Will you decide if you’re going to be the old guy or the winged dingleberry?

  25. Looks more like a Klingon with some Charmin wings.

    You ain’t the boss of me. You can’t make me log in. So there!

  26. FINE!

    Your new Delta Tau Chi name is DingleCranky.

  27. Sounds like a real cheery name. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

  28. DingleCranky – Not up to Rosetta’s normal high standards, IMO.

  29. DingleCranky sucks?

    Eh, you’re right.

    Winged dingleberry is funnier than DingleCranky.

  30. Winged Dingleberry has a certain flair. It connotes speed and strenght and clinginess.

  31. Winged Dingleberry™

  32. Certainly doesn’t connote spelling skillz.

  33. Spelling is not one of your strenghts.

    Can you find out where your header picture is? That’s important info if it’s going to be your header picture. You know what I’m sayin, bitch?

    Speaking of bitchface, where’s pajama momma today?

  34. Nor yours. S. Weasel thinks it is England and I agree.

    I suppose pjm is cleaning up after your all-night smut fest last night.

  35. My spelling is flawless.

    Where at in England?

  36. Well, I don’t know where it in England it might be. Not my photograph. I’m assuming it’s England and based on what I saw of the English countryside it looks like England. Hell, it could be Ireland or Scotland.


  37. It’s Wales. Near Abereiddy, I believe.

  38. It’s Scotland. Near the Firth of Forth, I believe.

    *hell, I could do this all night.

  39. Master Chief, thanks. It sure is a beautiful scene.

  40. I think you’ve bracketed it from west to east. But I’m pretty certain it is somewhere on that big island.

  41. Hahahaha! That’s a good bit, MCPO.

  42. Position of the sun I’m guessing the photo was taken midday and we are looking south- southwest which would make this more likely Wales than the Firth of Forth which opens to the north and east on the North Sea.

  43. cranky – Scary part. . . I’ve been to both places (and many in between).

  44. It’s the coast near the Thard of Third.

    The h’s are silent.

  45. That’s the dird thime I thought of that too.

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