Posted by: cranky | April 26, 2008

Laughter Warms America’s Icy Nads

The cold wind fanned by America’s Homeland Security can only be diverted by an American Yellow Pine windbreak like this.



  1. What is this? The back door to Perfunction?


    APPLE PIE!!!!!!!!!

  2. It’s a fucking funny comment. Follow it all the way back to Ace’s. And the other thing is I posted a killer comment, just killer, at Cuffy’s on some Whitehead or Whitebread dude and Obama’s paddling to the top metaphor that no one picked up on. It was hucking filarious. Did anyone care? Fuck no.


  3. The following skit is brought to you by Rosetta Community Theater™.

    911 Operator: 911. Hello.

    Rosetta:: Yes, I need an ambulance at Balance Sheet….NOW. Please hurry.

    911 Operator: What is the problem?

    Rosetta:: cranky is talking shit. Babbling really.

    911 Operator: Is he normal a jackass?

    Rosetta:: Yes.

    911 Operator: We have a fat ugly chick on the way to calm him. Until then, stay with him, talk to him, and if he tries to be funny again, kick him in the pussy.

    Rosetta: Yes, ma’am.

  4. Did someone call me? I heard cranky needed help.

  5. Ummm….I’m here for the Rosetta Community Theater.

    Looks like I missed the last performance, when’s the next show?

    Who’s the babbling old dude?

    What’s Pajama Momma doing here?

    Pie Nazi?

    *note to self, don’t come here late at night, after drinking*

  6. Why am I hurting so much down there in my special place?

  7. The End.

  8. Oh it ain’t over until I say its over.

    We’ll paddle on, brother, paddle all the way to the top.

    Sounds more like he’s going upstream on Shit Creek without a paddle.

    Posted by: cranky | April 24, 2008 at 02:55 PM

    In context, that is commenting gold. Gold, damnit!

  9. *begins digging grave for thread*

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