Posted by: cranky | April 21, 2008

Happy International Disturbed Peoples’ Day


I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself like Rosetta does.  You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Hey, those windows aren’t gonna clean themselves!  Get to licking.

h/t JR.




  1. cranky in 6 months:

    Did those chickens show up yet?

  2. Six months? Hell, that was yesterday. I thought for sure I had destroyed all copies of that tape.

  3. Haha.

    Where my apple pie at?!?

  4. Hahahahaha.


    I just noticed that. Good one.

  5. What are you talking about? Off your meds again?

  6. Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

    What if I can’t remember that time period?

  7. I want ice cream with my apple pie too, you bastard.

  8. PJM, you’re just screwed then. Try some crack, I bet you can even get some that is organic. Even free range crack is now available, I’ve heard.

  9. Where’s that image PornDeb linked of your sammich? We’ll get you some poop-flavored ice cream. I think it’s called Ben & Jerry’s Brown Chunky. That should go well with your Road Apple Pie.

  10. Cat-monkey poop ice cream.

  11. Cat-monkey poop ice cream™.

  12. Cat-monkey poop ice cream™.

    Isn’t that the coffee flavored poop ice cream?

  13. Decaffeinated-coffee-flavored cat-monkey-poop ice cream™

  14. Hahahaha! Just like the Jews….

  15. Decaf is unleaded. Screw that shit.

  16. Decaf coffee is like non-alcoholic beer and cocaine without dead hookers.


  17. I like my hooker alive, or at least still warm. Rigor mortis makes changing positions a bitch.

  18. What are you? Amish?

  19. Hells no. I got chrome on the front of my truck.

  20. Thank you!!!!!!!!

  21. sohos, Rosetta’s check finally cleared?

  22. Houston, we have a sohos sighting.

  23. She’s so cute. And her’s are bigger.

  24. Every once in a while she shows up here and thanks you.

    What’s that about?

    Spill the beans, honkey.

  25. I have a large and diverse following. Discretion. Just discretion. But the ones at Steamboat’s just won’t leave me alone. I’m about worn out.

  26. You better watch out cranky. You injure that poor hand of yours and you’re not gonna be able to feed yourself in a little bit and then you’ll require full-time help.

    And I promise you, that the nurse I hire to help you ain’t gonna be purty.

    You’re gonna beg for nurse ratchet when I’m done with you.

    Did I mention I’m hiring myself?

    I kinda need the money.

  27. Will it be a head nurse?

    Cause I’m okay with that. I might even have some knee pads available.

  28. Sometimes I don’t think before I speak. stupid, stupid beer.

  29. 😛

    I’m exhausted. If I can get the youngest two of my puppies to calm down I might be able to get to sleep soon. That is unless they decide that a fight over a tennis ball needs to happen right on top of me in the bed. Then I’m just gonna get stomped on.

    Have a great night and Happy Birthday!

  30. You have a good night too cranky.

    *secretly wishes puppies go aggro on cranky’s bed

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