Posted by: cranky | April 14, 2008

Women Are Crazy

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.   After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there  were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.  For the  final test, the FBI  agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.   “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what  the  circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in  a  chair . . . Kill her!!” The man said, “You can’t be  serious. I could  never shoot my wife.”  The agent  said, “Then you’re not the right man  for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
The second man was given  the same instructions. He  took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet  for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his  eyes, “I tried,  but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said,  “You don’t have what it  takes. Take your wife  home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the  same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and  went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard  screaming, crashing, banging  on the  walls. After a few minutes, all was  quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping  the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with  blanks” she said. “I had to beat him  to death with the  chair.”
Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them. 

h/t JR.

Welcome Ace of Spades readers.  Feel free to locate your very own hobo, located on the premises, for your evisceration pleasure.  Rosetta has all the Thai tranny hookers.



  1. Hahahahaha. That’s a great joke.

    According to my reference manuals, you can depreciate that joke for 187 years.

    Chocolate ACRS.

  2. That’s a long-lived asset.

    Chocolate IRS.

  3. Ha! that was a funny joke cranky.

  4. If people didn’t send me stuff I wouldn’t have shit. That woman in the joke scares me though.

  5. cranky you know full well that if George Bush hadn’t made the economy so bad that woman would not be so desperate for a job.

  6. Damn that Bush! Oh wait. I have a job. Never mind then.

  7. I’ve heard that joke before but with a military reference.

    Replace Guy 1 w/ Air Force

    Replace guy 2 w/ Army

    Replace woman w/ Marine


  8. But where’s the Navy?


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