Posted by: cranky | April 2, 2008

When Aliens Breed With Sheep

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico.  This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations.  However, what you may NOT know,

is that in the month of March 1948, (nine months after that historic day), the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

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Responses

  1. Hah! That explains everything.

  2. 😛 Yes, you are correct, sir!

  3. That’s horrifying! but it does explain so very much.

  4. Steamboat, how’s that computer problem going?

  5. Hahaha.

    How’d the interview go, Cranky?

  6. PA, okay I guess. I talk too much when I’m nervous. The job is a budget analyst with a locally-headquartered company, not accounting (journal entires and transaction processing, which are things I like) so I’m not perfect for the position. But I have most of the software skills they’re looking for in this position. Who knows. I suspose I will here something in a week or two.

  7. here = hear

    i hoper they ain’t a looking for know one with the engrish lanjuige speling an gramar skilz.

  8. Cranky – the PC issue was solved with a new Dell system with *cough* Vista installed. I am not pleased with Vista, but I’m getting used to it. It is not nearly as stable as XP was.

    On the bright side, my data recovery guy recovered ALL (except one) of my important recent files off the defunct hard drive (I had the older stuff backed up) so I can’t complain!

    And … I got my old system back – with new hard drive and fresh XP install.

    I must be living right. I attribute it to my past goth-baiting efforts, and daily exposure to porn.

    I hope you get the job, cranky!

  9. Who do you think is hotter…Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer?

  10. Um, I don’t want to rain on the parade or anything, but I count eight months between July of ’47 and March of ’48.

    Premies, maybe?

  11. Who the hell wants to hire an accountant that can’t add?

  12. Rosetta, apparently no one I’ve talked to. But, I don’t need to be able to add, I need to be able to fill in cells in a spreadsheet or hit keys on a calculator. Don’t you know nothin?

    😛

  13. Who do you think is hotter…Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer?

    Which do you think stinks worse, horse fert or cow fert?

  14. Which do you think stinks worse, horse fert or cow fert?

    Hahahahahaha!!

  15. I hope you land a great job, buddy.

    If a reference letter from a man-lesbian would help the cause, let me know.

  16. cranky fert is worse. There have been ocassions where I have had to get up and move. Leave the room even. No dogs around to blame. Bad stuff.

  17. Last person here was number 19,999.

  18. I’m number 20,006.

    WINNER!!!!1

  19. “Aliens to the left of me, aliens to the right, here I am stuck in the middle…..oh no!”

  20. David, an alien sandwich? Kinky.

  21. Cranky fert even sounds evil.

    Drudge says the Clintons have (heh) earned $109 million bucks since Slick Willy left office in 2000.

  22. Hey Steamboat, the Clintons are just regular folks like you and me. Maybe they moved on up to a double wide but they’re just like you and me otherwise!


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