Posted by: cranky | March 28, 2008

I’m Kicking Ace’s Ass

PornNiceDeb tells me my language on this little blog is fucking filthy and that I’m worse than Ace of Spades HQ.  Apparently in the short period of time between NiceDeb’s comment and my following the link I’ve managed to boost my percentage to 14.4% — an abso-fucking-lutely outstanding 4 percent increase in less than one hour.

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou – Free Online Dating

I’m so proud I could just shit.

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Responses

  1. My score is

    Around 14.2% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
    This is 58% MORE than other websites who took this test.

    I need to use more bad language. I think I can go all the way! s***p***f***c***c*********motherf*****and ****

  2. To be fair to Ace, he has far more bad words, buried in thousands and thousands more words that aren’t bad.

    SPHINCTER!

    Just tryin to help.

  3. Well, fuck. It kind of gets diluted the more posts and comments people make. Here I was hoping it was a fucking per capita kind of evaluation. At least that way I stand a fucking chance.

    Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cocksucking shit kind of fucking cussing evaluation probably got outsource to some third world hellhole. Just craptastic.

  4. Fuck yeah you old fucker!
    Keep up the good fucking shit!

    Gotta go shit out some work, so have a great fuckin’ night asshole!

    *just tryin to help…….*

  5. Dude, I got a 33.3%.

    Not sure if that’s a good thing…….

    *opening thesaurus*

  6. here ya go Crank (feel free to delete)

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  7. I forgot POOP!

  8. Thanks Barry and bmac!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are fucking great.

  9. You should test it again. You may break a record.

  10. […] Cranky’s very proud of his 14.4% rating, but he’s still working hard to raise his percentage. Posted in Back to me. […]

  11. Crank you’re at 15.3 now

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    Ha.

    Also, darn.

  13. And ass. I forgot “ass”.

  14. Hey fuckers, what do we have to do to get Balance Sheet to 50%?

  15. Who’s dick does Barry in CO have to suck to get cranky’s cuss rating to 50%?

    Seriously? What the heck.

  16. Way to fucking go, Cranky!! Fucking Eh!!

  17. 😛


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