Posted by: cranky | February 28, 2008

Auburn Second-Class Football Program? Discuss.

An Alabama fan discovered that his seat was next to a little girl with an Auburn pin on an airplane. Before the flight got off the tarmac the Bamer turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk! I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Well, seeing as how you’re an Auburn fan I suppose we could talk about cows, or a second-class football program but instead of that how about if we talk about nuclear power?’ and he gives her a condescending smile.

‘OK,’ said the little girl. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The Bamer, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?


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