Posted by: cranky | February 23, 2008

Jake “No Nuts” Tapper Has No Balls

Jake, you’re still deleting critical comments. What courage you display, it’s amazing that you’re able to walk at all with a pair that huge. [end sarc]

Posted by: cranky | Feb 23, 2008 11:49:01 AM

My original comment, posted on the evening of February 22, 2008 [didn’t note the time] has disappeared.  Let’s see how long the above lasts.  I’m thinking you couldn’t see Tapper’s balls with the Hubble Space Telescope from a foot away.

h/t to Ace

Obama speaks of this as if it were happening today but the source of this allegation states he was in Afghanistan in 2003, not 2008.  Empty suit and unfit for office are apt descriptors of the Obamamessiah.  What the fuck were the people of Illinois thinking, both the living and dead voters, or was the monetary incentive to vote Obama too great an offer to refuse?

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  1. What are people thinking all across the U.S., who are voting for this guy in droves? He’s a stone cold socialist.

    It’s like mass hysteria, or mob mentality, or…I don’t know what. But it’s very disconcerting.

  2. NiceDeb, I think the enthusiasm for Obama is both phony and scary. It seems he is getting a lot of support for a reverse racism reason — white males are voting for him because if they didn’t vote for him that would be racist. But I guess voting for him primarily because he is black isn’t racist.

    I won’t vote for him because he’s a Marxist, socialist, big government enthusiast who combines not accomplishing one thing with a stunning stupidity about the world we live in and an arrogance towards other countries that if it was Bush saying these type things there would be blood flowing in the streets during massive protests. But then what do I know. Emmit Smith of the Dallas Cowboys endorses him and Emmit was a noted scholar when he wasn’t playing running back. Another reason he should be defeated and voted out of the Senate is his endorsement of murderous thug Che Guevara. If he won’t condemn that poster in his campaign office then he silently endorses Che’s assault on democracy and freedom.

    Another reason is that he’s got huge ears. Some people fear clowns, I fear huge ears.

  3. No Nuts has deleted my 11:49 comment. What balls.

  4. Posted the following:

    How long before you delete this comment Jake? What courage you display.

    Posted by: cranky | Feb 23, 2008 3:50:46 PM

    We’ll see how long this comment will remain before the courageous and intrepid reporter deletes it.

  5. Oh man, I missed all sorts of good stuff yesterday. You get em tiger.

  6. I’m easily amused. Many retards getting slapped around in the comments since the stupidity quotient is high making for a target rich environment. The reporter is a wimp.

    Where do you get raw honey? I get local honey in the grocery store but how do I know if it is raw?

  7. I’m not sure what area you are in, but this is what I found so far. They will be able to tell you if they or

    You can get it in the health food stores, but the problem with that is it’s generally not local and then that defeats the whole purpose. You could be lucky though and it winds up being local.

    It’s really good on your potato bread with butter. 🙂

  8. I haven’t made bread in quite a while. I need to get back to it. My brother-in-law is going to be taking a course in a few weeks at the base I retired from and I should send him home to my youngest sister with a loaf of bread.

  9. Yeah local honey is the way to go. The honey I buy most often is made in Greeley CO. Sometimes if there is a predominant wildflower or flowering tree that the bees use, it can produce subtle changes in flavor.

  10. Unrelated Cranky, but I think I just found your dream girl:

    http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=321

  11. MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggh!

  12. Ahhh, thank you.

    That was my laugh of the day!

  13. Not nice of you. 😛

  14. Unrelated Cranky, but I think I just found your dream girl:

    http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=321

    Oh I’m feeling so ornery right now. I think I’m gonna email that to hubby.

  15. That was so far beyond grotesque that the LIGHT from grotesque won’t get there for 100,000 years.

  16. That was so far beyond grotesque that the LIGHT from grotesque won’t get there for 100,000 years.

    Hahaha. That’s a good line, Barry in CO. I hope you don’t mind if I steal it.

    cranky, if you get in a fight with Jake Tapper, I’ll Taze him if he starts kicking your ass.

  17. Rosetta, the entertainment value of Tazering him might surpass my enjoyment at shooting him so let’s go with the Tazer.

  18. Can we just tazer rosetta instead? Seems easier.

  19. PJM, I think that’s called an accidental discharge.

  20. I politely request that you courteously refrain from Tazing me, my bretheren.

  21. I politely request that you courteously refrain from Tazing me, my bretheren.

    Hoity-toity way of saying Don’t taze me bro, ain’t it?

    GLAR.

  22. I politely request that you courteously refrain from Tazing me, my bretheren

    Rosetta seems t’dink he’s high class o’ sump’n. He’s nodin’ but some redneck honky man. ‘S coo’, bro.

  23. Hahahahaha! The confused cranky sock puppet strikes again!

  24. What? Where’re are my socks? What puppet?

  25. I’m back. What’s been going on?

    Screw you Rosie.

    😛

  26. GLPJM!!

  27. GLPJM!!

    Huh?

  28. Giggling like pajama momma.

  29. Okay, we have GLPJM. Tell me what BABLWP is.

  30. Breaking a bitch like Wickedpinto?

  31. Sigh. Can’t sneak one past Rosetta.

  32. Really? What do I win?!?

  33. Breaking a bitch like Wickedpinto?

    How on earth did you get that?

  34. I am the smartest man alive!!!

  35. on February 27, 2008 at 00:2232 Rosetta

    Really? What do I win?!?

    You win a no-expenses paid trip for as many people as you want to either Serbia for the riots or North Korea to catch the Eric Clapton concert. Body armor and food are the contestant’s responsibility as is personal security and defense against kidnapping.

  36. That’s a bunch of crap.

    *peels out on cranky’s lawn at 2am in sweet Firebird Trans Am*

  37. Hey! You missed some weeds over there.

  38. Those are pajama momma’s pot plants.

  39. Guess that explains the munchies.

  40. Hahahahaha! Good one.

  41. Oh you two are just having a good ole time here aren’t you?

  42. Yeah. We smoked all your dope. Sorry.

  43. Then we had really deep and profound thoughts that would solve all the worlds ills. I think the key ingredients were puppies, unicorns, and rainbows with a dash of ‘if only everyone would just’. But I don’t have a blender so we just ate a box of Vanilla Wafers and a bag of Cheetos instead.

  44. Dude….Pink Floyd fucking rules.

  45. dUDE, you can see the notes coming out of the speakers. Far out!

  46. You owe me more weed!

  47. You’ve had enough.

    BTW, is weed Warrior Diet approved and if you get high, can you eat a shitload of raw honey?

    Dude.

  48. DuDe?

  49. Raw honey dipped in Doritos is the best……..

  50. Girl, you’re messed up. How do you dip honey into Doritos?

    😛

  51. I don’t think I could ever actually do that as it sounds repulsive. I just figured if I was stoned that might be something I’d like? Maybe?

  52. Try eating a whole box of Vanilla Wafers without drinking anything. That’s was the munchies way back when for someone I will not name.


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