Posted by: cranky | January 21, 2008

All He Wants Is …

A Jewish woman says to her mother, ‘I’m divorcing Sheldon! All he wants is [may not be safe for work NSFW warning] anal sex and my ass hole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel.’

The Mother says ‘You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents!’

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Responses

  1. Funny

  2. Kind of wondered what the reaction would be. I thought it was funny but I kind of worried that I might be putting something out there that was really offensive and I don’t want to willy-nilly offend people.

  3. Well, keep in mind I’m a moron. I still thought it was funny.


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