Posted by: cranky | January 19, 2008

Shitbird Chicago Lawyer

UPDATE:   Blackfive has an update on the key krazy Chicago attorney who keyed a Marine’s car in a successful effort to screw up his own life and legal career.   Thankfully, Grodner didn’t get away with the crime and as an added bonus the judge doesn’t put up with crap and [KARMA Alert!] just happens to be a Marine:

The case was recalled at 14:22, and the State said that the defendant had asked for permission to put his belt and such back on. The Judge said, “Treat him like all the other prisoners.”  

Originally posted December 31, 2007.

UPDATE: mesablue reports at Absolute Moral Authority (see comments also) that the asshat lawyer who is accused of keying the Marine’s car failed to show up in court on Monday.  Grodner is losing in both the criminal court and the court of public opinion.

Asshat lawyer keyed a Marine’s car as the Marine was saying goodbye to a friend before his second deployment to Iraq because if you’re in the military and have “military license plates” [mine say retired military] “you can do whatever you want”.  Lawyer made this anti-military statements when confronted.  Prosecutor doesn’t want to pursue case (even sharks don’t eat other sharks).

The amount of the damages to Marine’s car make it a felony.  Lawyer offers to pay deductible and have Marine collect from his insurance company (insurance fraud and conspiracy advocated by the lawyer).  Lawyer falls back on defense of you’re-only-pursuing-this-because-I’m-a-Jew making the victim the persecutor and the persecutor the victim.   Read the comments at Blackfive.  The comments are instructive of how mature people pursue justice.  Me, I’m not so mature.

He’s a dating machine too:  Jay R. Grodner, Attorney

I’m going to go out on a limb and bet the lawyer— Jay R. Grodner — made political contributions to  Democrats.   UPDATE:  I cannot locate any record of political contributions made by Mr. Grodner. 

Apparently he has been disciplined in the past, that is placed on probation and fined, by the Illinois State Supreme Court for election fraud in the past for signing false names to a petition for a state referendum.

h/t:  Ace of Spades HQ.



  1. This idiot is all kinds of wrong.

    I wasted a lot of time and space on him. But, more than worth it

    Over two thousand hits on my post — linked to Blackfive last night and more than a hundred blogs, big and small carrying the story.

    Mr. Grodner chose not to show up in court on time. A bench warrant was issued and one of his sheister buddies called him and told him that he better get his ass down there.

    Sgt McNulty will have his day. It may be in a while, but that scumbag Grodner is going to have to live with this until then.

  2. Here’s wishing Mr. Grodner a miserable 2008!

  3. God Bless You Kids,

    This crumb is getting the ‘old school’ tune-up he has long deserved.

    God Bless the Work – it is Fun!

    Pat Hickey

  4. The lawyer will receive his justice. It will take too long and won’t be enough but he’ll get his. What is it with Democrats and messing with others’ cars?

  5. Cranky,

    I’m an south side Chicago Demakrat – working for John McCain. We leave cars alone, unless we are self-inflicting damages by ‘driving East and West on Ashland – ( local metaphor of DUI) or North and South on 111th Street’

    This POS is a Progressive. Great site BTW! I’ll hat tip you in my next offering! God Bless!

  6. Sorry Pat, I kind of painted with a broad brush. Last election had those kids of an elected official in Milwaukee (I think it was Milwaukee) out slashing tires on vans rented by Republican get out the vote organizations. My parents and grandparents were all Democrats, my dad took me to see JFK speak in Levittown, Pennsylvania during the campaign in 1960. My first vote for president was McGovern. The Democrat Party of today is not the Democrat Party of the 1950s and 1960s in my opinion.

    While I could support an individual Democrat running for an office I can never support the Democrat Party. While I have, in the past, been a dues paying Republican there are not a lot of Republicans on the national stage for president that I can wholeheartedly support.

    Take care and God Bless you and yours, Pat.

  7. Sweat Not, My Friend! As a lazy bastard, I use the largest and broadest of brushes – with the use of an ‘idiot stick’ as well.

    The national leadership of DNC has been held captive by the absolute worst elements in public life to be sure. It is getting tougher and tougher to support the slate – locally we have good people.

    Nevertheless, the radical left has a gun to the heads of the Party (Big Pee) with groups like SEIU and ACORN and gutless ninnies too afraid to tell them to take a hike.

    Great work on giving this crumb the ‘curb service’ and it is always nice to be acquainted with nice folks like yourselves!

    God Bless~!

    Pat Hickey

  8. Grodner was censured for a sort of vote fraud — petition roundtabling on behalf of the Republican State’s Attorney in Kane County, Gene Armentrout, who was also censured in the case, as was an assistant to then Governor Jim Thompson, who you may know better as the lying weasel who tried to pretend he knew nothing about Conrad Black’s fraud.

  9. The word shitbird really cracks me up.

  10. ^Me not so much.

  11. Dude was a moron trying to take on a Marine. What is it about “No better friend, no worse enemy”?

  12. A skunk of the First Order, that louse is – Jay R. Grodner – now he is a euphemism/

    Thanks for all your help!

    Pat Hickey

    Hat Tip to the great folks at Balance Sheet!

  13. Plus, Ace found out he is a pervert as well.

  14. I think Mr. Grodner’s life is turning in the wrong direction. Hahahahahaha!

  15. I guess I have to compose a letter, since his e-mai is shut down………………

  16. I think he went into hiding after he ruined his life. I don’t feel sorry for him.

  17. Ohhhhh no no no! Too little has been said about the online dating profile! ROFLMAO

    The shitbird (Gad, but I love that word!) in his own words should be having more fun. How much fun are you having now, Jaybird?

  18. PonyGal, perhaps the less said about his dating profile the better. You know, in the vein of too-much-information. What a creep this guy Grodner is.

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