Posted by: cranky | December 31, 2007

Politically Correct Seasons Greetings

To all my Democrat friends: 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.  

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America  great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. 

To all my Republican friends: 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Responses

  1. Happy New Year buddy!

    Also, reading that Democrat holiday greeting makes me want to kick Hillary in the nuts for some reason.

    I hope those damn kids get off your lawn in 2008.

  2. I bet she wears a cup just for that reason. 😛

    My resolution this year is to set out claymores. After the first one or two, I’m pretty sure the kids in the neighborhood will figure out it’s a bad idea to mess with my lawn. The backblast is a bitch though.

  3. Happy New Years, pal.

    None of that PC garbage for me.

  4. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, lovely lady and to your family and friends as well!

  5. Happy New Year!

  6. Happy New Year to you and your family PJM! I hope all of God’s blessings will be with you and those you love.

  7. cranky,

    Happy New Year, dammit!

    *and thanks for the blogroll.*


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