Posted by: cranky | December 18, 2007

Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?

Indian Chief, “Two Eagles,” was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. “When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water; women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled. “Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.”



  1. too true.

  2. WTF? Comments 2 and 3 are quite strange.

    Just wanted to wish you, Samantha and Jessie a Merry Christmas!

  3. Hey bmac, I edited some spammer’s comments but I probably should just delete them. Spammers are a particular pet peeve. Wish there were a hunting season on them.

    Jessie is sitting her being her usual pest self (becoming more and more endearing though) with a slimy tennis ball and Samantha is out in the living room resting up for dinner which should be in a bowl in about 5 minutes.

    Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, Mrs. bmac, Kramer, and Maxine!

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