Posted by: cranky | November 23, 2007

Gun Porn — Black Friday Edition

I have been wanting one of these for a while.  Someone on Ace of Spades HQ recommended this make and model to me.  So today I threw caution to the wind and ran down to my local gun emporium and bought this sweet little Taurus Model 94 with a 5-inch barrel, 9-shots, .22 long rifle.

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This little piece joins a Kimber Custom II .45ACP and a H&K USP in 9 mm.

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Tomorrow the Taurus loses its virginity and the Kimber and H&K get some loving too.  God, this sounds like real porn.  😛

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Responses

  1. Oh man- gun porn.

  2. Ain’t it great? Almost as good as Sara Evans.

  3. If only you had a busty big boobed Friday wimmins eating a hoagie while fondling the pistol…..

    ummm…

    ummmmmm……

    I’ll be back in a minute.

  4. cranky,

    Have you and Mr Minority ever had a gunfight?

    Who would win and why?

  5. No we haven’t had a gun fight. I would win — mine’s bigger.

  6. Good job tough guy.

  7. Not that I would have any evidence that mine’s bigger.

    Shot the thing today. First shot was on the X and after that I scattered shots everywhere. Generally low and left but everything in the 8, 9, and 10 ring. Predominantly the 9 ring. I haven’t shot in almost a year so it wasn’t too bad. We will see how my right hand and elbow feel tomorrow. I fired almost 100 rounds with the .45 and about 70 with the 9 millimeter. Another 100 plus rounds through the .22.

    Fun couple of hours out in the country. Plus I discovered my club built about 7 more pistol bays so I was able to shoot even though there was a International Defensive Pistol Association match in progress. I watched some of it. Interesting way to go through a lot of ammo very quickly.

  8. >I would win — mine’s bigger

    you haven’t seen mine

    (Hint: do you feel lucky)

  9. Started out as something manly and now it is turning into some kind of ghey sizist thing.

    Damn sizists!

    I blame the ice-cold lake water.

  10. *dumps 1 ton of Vienna sausages on cranky’s lawn*

  11. What’s a matter Rosie, couldn’t get any manly sausages? A bratwurst? Did Bob Munck/Rod Munch disabuse you of your belief in manly sausages?

    What a shithead he is. He comes in with his shit sandwich and proceeds to sit down and eat it in front of God (Ha!) and country but he can’t swallow it and is unable to stop chewing.

  12. Hahahahaha!!!!! Rod Munch!!!

    That shit cracks me up.

    I like Bob Munck even though he’s a libby Godless moron. He sticks around and tries so hard to win the argument. It’s fun.

    The fact that he feels the need to introduce quantum physics into a thread about atheism is the pseudo-intellectual version of stamping his feet in frustration.

    Also, boobies.

  13. You named him Rod Munch, didn’t you? I liked Qwinn’s response to him. Bob addressed his response as ‘you’ and quoted 8 lines of Qwinn’s post and then Bob denied addressing Qwinn’s post. What a tool!

    I’m making chocolate chip cookies. Film when they’re done.


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