Posted by: cranky | August 21, 2007

Hillary’s Dream

“Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn’t take women She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she’s basically saying she wants to be president because she can’t do anything else.” — Jay Leno

I’m glad people I know send me stuff — thanks to a lawyer I know.

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  1. From the size of her calves {Cankles}, she could have easily kicked field goals in the NFL.

    Uncle Buck

    http://unclebuckscorner.wordpress.com/

  2. I was thinking her cankles could be used as pier pilings.


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