Posted by: cranky | June 21, 2007

The Blonde’s Flat Tire

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, carefully unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard figures show men in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

 Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

“My car broke down, Officer”, says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the Officer.

“Helllllooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!”.

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