Posted by: cranky | October 13, 2008

Back to the Hospital

One of my military doctors just called and told me I need to go back to the hospital.  But not until tomorrow morning.

Emergency room.

Fungal infection.  Treatment varies.

Yay.


Responses

  1. Are you sick, bitch?

    I’m had fucking pneumonia for the last two weeks and I’m sick of the bullshit.

    I hope nothing serious is wrong with you. Have them shoot you full of morphine and kick you in the nads.

    That should cure whatever’s wrong with you.

  2. Fungus, huh. Told you not to eat all those ’shrooms. Hang tough buddy…

  3. There were sure a lot of questions about me being out of the country and weird food I might have eaten. I haven’t left the States in 19 years.

    I am going to give this thing a kick in the nads and take its morphine.

  4. Fungal infection?

    You been tapping those Coolios.net babes, crank?

  5. Sorry, cranky. I hope you kick this soon.

  6. Are you well yet?

    What the fuck?

  7. OK cranky, cut this shit out and get better – now!

  8. Gynolotrimin?

  9. Gynolotrimin, xbradtc? Is that a real word?

    Still haven’t seen the infectious disease doctor. Maybe I’ll get out of here soon. Maybe not.

  10. Gynolotrimin is for yeast infection, cranky. Does your vagina itch?

    No, wait. I do not want to know.

  11. Why yes, McGoo, my vagina does itch. Ironically, the fungal infection they believe might be a yeast infection of the lung. Then there’s the bacterial infection.

  12. But…but…but that sucks, cranky!

    I’d like to know who authorized an infection – two infections! – to co-inhabit your bod?

    I sincerely hope you get well soon, cranky. We all miss your happy, smiling prose.

  13. They are ganging up on you cranky, we will all come over and kick its ass!
    .
    Well,
    um,
    figuratively you know.

  14. Are you well yet, man?

    I replied back to you at my joint re: the Obama-JTP vid.

    The more I think about how Obama’s folks are out to utterly destroy Joe, the better I feel about that video — truncated or not. Fuck ‘em.

  15. Don’t know the answer yet Cuffy. The doctors don’t know exactly what’s wrong. But I’m home and that’s what is important.

    Obama = Mussolini. Chin up, looking down his nose. Serious snob. I don’t really care if it is truncated either, what you said regarding fuck ‘em is the appropriate response.

  16. Good deal, cranky.

    I finally found the extended version of Obama’s speech (posted this afternoon by a lib) and was considering re-cutting my vid to reflect the full context.

    But then I think of Joe again. And again — fuck ‘em. This is war.

  17. Two infections!? Cranky, I warned you about those Guatemalan tranny hookers, didn’t I?

  18. Yes, Master Chief, you did. I blame Ace.

  19. The hair of the dog, cranky!

    Couldn’t hurt!

  20. *sets cranky’s mailbox on fire to help him feel better*

  21. Metal don’t burn Rosetta — unless you’re really Rosie O’Donutmuncher.

  22. Cranky – Feeling any better?

  23. MCPO, I have a pulmonary test of some sort or another on Monday afternoon and I meet a cancer specialist on Tuesday. Not saying I have cancer or not, don’t know yet. Chest surgeon came in to to talk with me on Wednesday afternoon and basically wants to go into my left lung to take a peek.

    Lymph nodes, adrenal gland, lung. Then there are the headaches — seizures. I don’t know much yet. Staying positive is good medicine.

  24. I’ll be praying for you this week, my friend.

    You deserve some good health news and I’ll be sending lots of positive mojo in your direction.

    Even though you’re a horrible racist.

  25. *Cranky the Racist waves at Rosetta the Racist*

  26. Prayers from the bmacs Cranky, Mikey and Gunner too!

    Stay strong you racist bastard!

  27. Cranky – If those doctors give you any shit, you have my permission to kick them in the gonads and tell them your name is Rosetta!

  28. :P

  29. Sorry you’re feeling poorly – hope the news next week is better.

  30. Thanks, Dave. Nice picture of the pool at IB BTW.

    I’m trying to stay positive. Not always easy especially when you don’t know what is wrong.

  31. This shit pisses me off.

    Not you craky, just that it happens.

    Why can’t Ayers be covered in syphilitic lesions (don’t worry cranky I won’t let the secret of your REAL illness out) rather than you?

    It just pisses me off.

  32. Ah, WP! That’s classic wickedpinto-ese, :P

    Trying to stay positive. Seeing another doctor this afternoon.

  33. Well, we’re waiting!

  34. Any new news today, cranky?

    We’re thinking about you, buddy.

  35. I met with the nurse practitioner and oncologist yesterday afternoon — good people. X-rays, blood lab work, blood pressure, temperature. Abnormalities in my lymph nodes, left adrenal gland, and left lung.

    Waiting for the PET scan, being scheduled, results.

    I need to keep a calendar of the appointments and discussions since I know I talked with someone at Maxwell AFB about the Tricare (insurance) procedures but I haven’t received either referral letter of authorization.

  36. Cranky – Get on the phone or have your VA rep contact TriCare -immediately!!!!

  37. Going to emergency room.

  38. Awww…geez, dude. A whole lot of people you don’t actually know but you do are pulling for you.

    Emergency room.

    Ugh. Pits.

  39. Don’t let them bastards stick their finger in your ass.

    There’s no medical reason for it; they do it for shits & giggles.

    Sick fucks.

  40. cranky – What’s the latest?

  41. What bart said, cranky!

    …and…what MCPO said, cranky!

    …um…

  42. I MISS YOU!!!!!! I’m praying for you. Get better.

  43. Cranky?

  44. cranky, quit goldbricking and get your sorry ass back to work. The Hostages hasn’t been as stupid without your retarded input, and that makes me want to kick Rosetta in the nads and steal his morphine.

    A fungal infection? They are asking about funky things you have eaten? I think that is some sort of an attack on your taste in women. Appearently they give you more credit than you deserve. Get better before we give pinto your phone number.

  45. Hi cranky, hope you’re feeling better.

  46. Hey Cranky,
    It has been a while, how is it going?

  47. *ahem* Gettin’ a bit worried here now, cranky.

    How’s abouts you drop us a line? I’ll be real quiet – I promise.

    You got a significant buttload of imaginary friends that are getting all worried-like.

    And you know how grouchy they become when they get worried.

  48. fungal infection? I got one word for you Monistat………er wait, is it Dr. Scholl’s? Hell I give up. Get better k?

  49. You better give us an update on your ass when you feel up to it.

  50. Say! I’ve been noticing that neat “racist” tag some folks have attached to their nom-de-blog or whatever ya call it – their name.

    How can get one? Is it ’spensive? Do I have to take a test?

    I’m a Moronosphere Moron in good standing, and have been called a buttmunching fucktard in public at least once. And I shoot hobos. Those are my credentials. Oh! And I’m banned at D-Kos. Twice.

  51. CRANKY!!! Answer up, dammit!

  52. Steamboat, can you point us to an example so we can see it?

  53. Example of a “racist” tag – or me being called a buttmunching fucktard?

  54. Steamy, the racist tag. I know you don’t munch–you would be much more savage than that :)

  55. Cranky? Are you about? Is there anything we can help with?

  56. Here are some up above your own comment:

    By: cranky the racist on October 21, 2008
    at 06:04

    By: Rosetta the Racist on October 21, 2008
    at 19:31

    By: Rosetta the Racist on October 27, 2008
    at 21:24

    :-)

  57. Must be one hellofa dose of fungus, eh cranky?

  58. Steamboat, are you serious about wanting to know how to change what we see as your WordPress name?

  59. No! I was jus’ funnin’ around with the “racist” word that’s floating around the news recently.

    To change my name, I just edit my WP profile for “displayed name”.

    But now that you mention it, I’m puzzled about something. Down at the bottom of this page, below the “Leave a response” header, is a line on the left that says “Logged in as Steamboat McGoo.”

    If I click on my name link in that line, it goes to a page that says “This blog has been deleted by the owner. Blah, blah…”.

    But its not deleted. If you click on my name in a comment it goes (properly) to the A&A site.

    Odd….but be aware that – long ago – I actually had another blog (briefly) that I did delete. I wonder if it’s stuck referring to that?

  60. But thanks for the (implied) offer for help, PattyAnn! BTW: Jessica Rabbit is soooooo sexy.

  61. …And I am really getting a bit worried about cranky. Its been a friggin’ week with no word.

  62. I’ve been thinking about calling the VA in Montgomery and saying “Can you help me? We’re a group of people on the internet who are trying to find out if Cranky is okay. Last name? No, we don’t know it. First name isn’t really Cranky. Nope. And we don’t know it either. But we’re very close and we need to know if he’s okay.”

  63. Steamboat, WickedPinto said earlier this week that EddieBear had reported that Cranky was doing better.

  64. I haven;t heard from him in a while.

  65. Kinda scary.

  66. Hate to be difficult, but I emailed him a few weeks ago, but I don’t recall ever mentioning Cranky was doing better, though I (obviously) hope he is. There must be some miscommunication.

  67. Sometimes the Net is no better than a game of “telephone”, eddiebear. Messages get confused and rephrased and misunderstood. No biggie.

    Besides, I choose to believe that it’s 100% perfectly accurate – and that since then he’s gotten even better and is just teasing us now so we’ll send him presents and women of easy virtue!

    :-)

  68. PattyAnn, maybe if you call and ask to speak with the guy with the fungus. I mean, really, how many can there be?

  69. McGoo:

    I hope so, and I harbor no ill will about the miscommunication.

  70. FUCKING SOMEONE told me he was!!!

    I’m the source of that miscommunication.

    FUCK!!!

    Sorry guys, it’s not Eddie’s fault, it’s mine, I thought one of us MORONS gave me an update.

    Thats MY Bad, lay off eddie.

  71. WP, no one’s upset with Eddie. It was all simply a mistake.

    Now, where the hell is Cranky? I’m about ready to call and ask about the fungus guy.

  72. *ring, ring*

    *click … “Veteran’s Hospital. How may I direct you’re call?”

    “Yeah. Could I speak to cranky?”

    “Um…Sir?”

    “cranky. You know – The Crankster. Let me speak to him. Tell him it’s Steamboat McGoo.”

    “Uh, sir, I’m not sure who your party is, sir?”

    “What? *spells it out* c…r…a…n…k…y. He has fungus.”

    “he has what, sir?”

    “Fungus! Fungus! Geez – haven’t you ever had the ol’ itchy twitchy, lady?”

    “Sir!?!”

    “Lady! How many old farts with fungus you got around there? Just shout ‘CRANKY’ and put whoever answers on the line.”

    “Sir, I can’t just …”

    “…Ol’ cranky’s got himself a dose, heh, probably from that April 3 Smut Dose babe I posted.”

    “Sir! I beg your pardon!”

    “You can have my pardon when you put The Crankster on the line! Now snap to it, lady, or I’ll mention your name to the Surgeon General!”

    *click*

    “Huh? She hung up on me. That’s the second time. I wonder why?”

  73. That would be “your call” in the second line. Duh.

  74. McGoo, if I thought there was any way in bureaucratic hell I could find out about Cranky, I would call.

  75. Me, too. But at the same time, I am loathe to even risk approaching the privacy mask that many of us maintain on the Web. He deserves my respect – and my forbearance.

    And at the same time, I worry about cracking jokes here because I fear the next news received might not be too good.

    But when anxious, we all tend to revert to comfortable behavior.

    Besides, cranky would approve!

  76. Okay, I am officially a moron. I did call. Idiots.
    Me: His online name is Cranky. His first name begins with the letter “X” (redacted here for security reasons)
    His dogs are named Samantha and Jessica. Nala passed away last October. Retired AF. Lives in Montgomery. He went to the Emergency room on Oct. 22nd.

    Them: Do you have his social security number?
    Me: If I had his SSN I would know his name!

    Them: We’ve never had a call like this before.

  77. WP:

    No problemo.

  78. And I am not upset.

    Except at the Chinese Take Out that f&cked up my order today.

  79. Yep. That’s ’bout what I figgered, PA.

    Try it again, but fake a foreign accent. They’ll always help you if you don’t sound ‘Merican.

  80. Cranky, you are in my thoughts and nothing but the best to you.

  81. Hey Cranky,
    Get better ok?
    Anything I can do let me know. I will help.
    Are your dogs ok? I can take care of them for ya. (and my Male Golden has the hots for your girls)

  82. PA, isn’t your husband service? If he’s registered at the VA, you can sorta sign in and just, kinda, you know roam around.

  83. WP, the only VA benefit we’ve ever used was a Texas VA benefit to get the most awesome interest rate on our mortgage. He’s never used any VA medical benefits.
    Tell me what/how to do what you say and we can give it a try.

    I’m passed worry.

  84. I’m worried too.

    Still, it occurs to me that this might be a good time to go over to his house and steal all his beer.

  85. I looked back on cranky’s comments here and he mentions:

    a) cancer (oncologist)
    b) chest surgeon
    c) lymph node abnormalities, adrenal glands & left lung
    d) seizures (? !!!)
    e) fungus

    Then he suddenly takes an unscheduled trip to the emergency room on 10-22. After that – silence. It’s been about 2 1/2 weeks now.

    I assume that at least one or two people here are on a phone-calling, “hey bud!”, first-name basis with him, and are being silent for a good reason. Like – maybe(?) his expressed wishes?

    I respect that. Last thing I want to do is invade his privacy.

    But I fear the worst. I’m comforted only by the fact that I’m usually quite spectacularly wrong on such things. Let’s hope so!

  86. What can we do? I want to help Cranky. If he needs it.

  87. cranky, you rat bastard. Where the hell are you?!?

    You are missed and are in everyone’s thoughts and prayers.

    If you don’t want to post or comment, please email me and let me know what’s going on.

    88rosetta88 *@* gmail *dot* com.

    Also, Happy Veteran’s Day my friend. Thank you for your service and for the freedoms that I enjoy every day.

  88. is it me or has real panic set in??????

  89. Way beyond panic, sohos.

    I sure wish someone could find out how he’s doing.

  90. Oh, god.

    I was out of town and hoped when I got back Cranky would be back online.

  91. Cranky:

    If you are out there, Happy Thanksgiving

  92. Ditto what Eddie said. Thinking of you.

  93. Cranky:

    You’re either fucking with us, or you’re dead.

    If you’re not dead, I’m going to kill you.

  94. Cranky,
    If Batman is pissed you are in trouble. Come on and let us know what is happening with you.

  95. sime for someone with. . mad net skills and some devious friends who are good at social networking (con men) to start digging into cranky’s more direct whereabouts.

  96. OK. The snow is turned on here at cranky’s site. Doesn’t that mean someone turned it on? Or did he just leave the (inactivated) widget from last year?

    Who ist oud der? And what has you do’ed wid de Crankster!?!

    Cranky! If you’re playing possum out there then you’re in a heap ‘o trouble, mister!

  97. Cranky, where is you?

    You ALWAYS respond to my emails, but not this time.

  98. I’ve tried emailing him too PJ. Nothing… I do not like this one bit. I am thinking of a way to figure this out.

    BTW, Bmac tells me you are closer to Vegas now. Is this true?

  99. I emailed his State Representative asking for help in just finding out how Cranky is. About a week ago; haven’t heard back yet and it’s looking like I probably won’t.

  100. You know – this blog could end up being downright ghoulish…

    No “owner”. No one at the helm. Forever sailing onward, sans cranky…

    I wonder if WordPres would consider any options – like having their own customer service contact him via whatever personal information they have on him, or perhaps at another email address, or whatever.

    This is making me think about my own blog, and my own (sorry to say it) mortality, and what scraps I would leave behind, untended, and unintended.

  101. I wrote a note to WordPress, explaining the situation. Maybe they can do something.

  102. WordPress sent me the following:

    Hi,
    I have forwarded a note to the email address on file for http://balancesheet.wordpress.com/ I hope it helps in some way.

    Sheri

    It’s a step – at least.

  103. He said “military doctor” which sounds like a military hospital, rather than a VA hospital. I’m assuming that we sort of know his city – at least I think we’ve got a pretty good guess.

    That narrows it down a bit.

  104. Patty Ann – you mentioned “Montgomery”. Is that Montgomery Alabama, or somewhere else?

    He was retired AF – right? Anyone know service dates or wars fought? Medals?

    Also – who is this “Nala” you mention – his deceased wife, or another dog?

    Finally – later I might want you to check his first initial – “x”, as you say – against a list I may generate. OK? My email is over at my web site at the bottom of the right sidebar, underneath the blue “spam blocked” box.

    I’m gonna pull obits and funeral notices off the web from the right timeframe and location. I have to assume his death would be announced where he lived, rather than somewhere else.

    Sorry, cranky – you leave me no choice. I will not violate your privacy any more than necessary.

  105. McGoo, I’ll email you.

  106. Steamboat,
    He mentioned Turkey, in the 70’s. I there is anything I can do let me know. I am concerned, very concerned!

  107. BTW, Bmac tells me you are closer to Vegas now. Is this true?

    San Diego………..close enough to stalk you two.

    McGoo, it’s Alabama. Cranky was a redhead, not sure if it’s gray now. He’s never been married, Nala is a dog.

    He told me he had really good neighbors who were taking care of his dogs for him while he was in the hospital.

    I wish I’d thought to get more info. from him.

  108. The Hostages also has a photo of cranky, but it’s a young photo.

  109. btw, all of this info. I’m sharing was publicly shared.

  110. Thanks, pjm & vmax!

    I was wondering about Nala.

    Turkey in the 70’s. That tells something about AF service: he was still in then, for one thing.

    pjm – can you tell me where the photo is in Hostages?

  111. I emailed the photo to McGoo.

  112. Got it, PA. Thanks for everything!

    Thanks all, for the help.

    I’ve gathered all the clues available so far and have downloaded the (*shudder*) obits from the Montgomery Advertiser for Oct 22 (his last known post) thru the present.

    Sorting through them by both editor function (‘Find” searches) and naked eyeball, and using what criterion we have, I’ve reduced the list of possibles to about 20 or so.

    I’m now trying to trace these leads through obit-listed funeral homes and other databases.

    Chances are getting slim of finding him this way right now, but I’ll carry on.

  113. He might not have had a local obit, if his family was from out of state, he might have included that in a will.

    (what a horrible thought) and since it’s possible he was still AF, even as a retired, his NoK might be out of state, so the best resource might be the most local Reserve AF base/installation.

    God, kick me in the balls.

  114. Thanks for all your hard work, McGoo.

  115. Merry Christmas, Cranky.

  116. damn

  117. I dunno if it’ll help, but he was a huge Philadelphia Eagles fan. I thought he was originally from PA.

  118. Happy New Year Cranky!

  119. Yeah! Happy New Year, Crankster!

  120. FWIW, my almost abandoned sit now has a password protected posting to discuss this, including some possible leads I have. Email me at eddiebear1atgmaildotcom for the p-word.

  121. Happy New year Hoss, make it back.

  122. Dude, may you find eternal peace and salvation.

  123. cranky,
    Thank you for your gift of humor, and I look forward to laughing with you again someday. Godspeed, sir.

  124. Cranky, your blog and the comments made at other sites tells everyone that you had a lot of friends, great sense of humor, and knew how to enjoy life.

    The rest of us morons were blessed by you.

  125. Good journeys, Cranky. I hope you had an inkling of how concerned all your Internet friends were…

    …and how saddened they would be.

  126. Cranky,
    God Bless, and may your family find comfort in their loss. I am certain you are in a better place and spending happy time with Samantha and Nala.
    I would be happy to help out with Sarah, Jessie and Annie if it is a burden to your family.

  127. *stands at attention and salutes*

    Until we meet again, my friend.

  128. Cranky, I hope you know how much you’ll be missed here.
    Sounds silly, but I’ll think of you every time I see a nuclear blast. And I’ll laugh.
    Goodbye, buddy. Rest In Peace.

  129. Find peace, my friend.

    I miss you.

  130. *salutes*

    Alekha hashalom min hashamaya, chavereinu.

  131. I stretch lame hands of faith, and grope,
    And gather dust and chaff, and call
    To what I feel is Lord of all,
    And faintly trust the larger hope.

  132. Cranky, you are missed. We love you.

  133. God bless.

  134. Cranky…God, I am too late to this.

    Thank you for being a friend for all these years. Our lives are all richer for you having been a part of it.

    If his family is reading this – God bless you, and please know that he was loved by all of us.

  135. Godspeed KJ4FQE.
    KE7VGR, out.

  136. God welcome you to your rest Cranky. We are poorer not having you with us pal.

    Dave

  137. Happy trails.

  138. Rest well Cranky.

  139. Godspeed, Cranky.

  140. Wish I had the chance to get to know you better Cranky. You were loved, that’s for sure. You will be missed my friend!

  141. I don’t know you cranky but your posts and comments were teh awesome. It really shows your magnificent spirit and humor that you have touched so many just with your writing. God bless you, sir.

  142. Let’s hope that in heaven it’s cool to sit on a firing line and make stuff go boom.

    Cuz making stuff go boom is AWESOME!!!

  143. Damn. Just… damn.

    Cranky, I really enjoyed your posts, and I hope to meet you for the first time some day, somewhere.

    To everyone else, I am seriously moved by the concern and respect shown to a fellow poster.

    You guys rock. Cranky would approve.

  144. I miss you and I wish you were here to discuss the crap that is going on in the country. xox

  145. Was just thinking about you today, Cranky.
    Miss you.

  146. That’s weird PA. I woke up thinking of him today and that’s why I’m here.

  147. yeah, it’s now been over a year since he last appeared.

    Miss ya, pal


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