For some reason there are a lot of hits coming this way related to an old Jessica Simpson post.
I’m pretty sure that Sohos will say that her’s are bigger (only the Count theoretically knows for sure but I’ll take her word for it until she finally comes through and offers better photographic proof).
The evidence related to Jessica Simpson:
Big?
Smaller?
Oh, Dear Lord!
This may not be Heaven but I think I can see it from here.
We await Miss Sohos‘ rebuttal. Meanwhile, I’ll be doing what Ernie does to keep fit.
*Did I say that out loud?*
I would hit that like Sadaharu Oh.
By: Rosetta on August 14, 2008
at 18:48
Would you be displaying your Oh! face?
Ha ha. Sometimes these comments just write themselves.
By: cranky on August 14, 2008
at 18:54
I’d hit it like Laurence Taylor.
By: MCPO Airdale on August 14, 2008
at 19:55
MCPO, who’s Laurence Taylor?
Hit it like Brian Dawkins.
By: cranky on August 14, 2008
at 20:48
hello!!!!! Mine ARE bigger!!!!!!
By: sohos on August 14, 2008
at 21:29
Cranky I am thinking of having some pictures done soon and I will send you some once I get them….
By: sohos on August 14, 2008
at 21:29
Oh, there is a God in Heaven! Where do I mail the check, Sohos?
By: xbradtc on August 14, 2008
at 23:04
Laurence Taylor
Laurence?? Isn’t that the way the FRENCH spell Lawrence? MCPO IS A FRENCH SPY!!!!
hello!!!!! Mine ARE bigger!!!!!!
*files copyright infringement suit against cranky*
By: Rosetta on August 15, 2008
at 01:12
Rosetta, I am merely the wall where the “Mine are bigger” graffitti was sprayed, not the writer. It is good to be wet.
Sohos, let me know when you need my email to send the pictures. I eagerly await the art you will send my way. Why, just thinking about it puts me in an Ernest B. kind of mood.
By: cranky on August 15, 2008
at 06:11
What are you doing tonight, cranky?
If you don’t have plans, you can always go to the supermarket and spend an hour or two feeling up melons.
That’s a good way to pick up chicks.
Feeling up cucumbers doesn’t work as well.
By: Rosetta on August 15, 2008
at 17:29
What are your tips for determining ripeness?
By: cranky on August 15, 2008
at 17:46
I squeeze. I’ve found that thumping them brings about a nasty reaction.
By: MCPO Airdale on August 15, 2008
at 20:46
Squeezing sound good. Sohos, your thoughts?
I’ve heard Jessica is switching over to country music. I’m a big country music fan and can authoritatively state that country music has the best looking honeys on any stage, any where. And with the addition of Jessica, country’s reputation for fine women has only risen.
By: cranky on August 15, 2008
at 21:37
No way she’s hotter than Lil Kim!!11!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/LilKim/LilKim255062693_400.jpg
By: Rosetta on August 16, 2008
at 11:06
I call your Lil Kim and raise you two boobs and a belly button.
By: cranky on August 16, 2008
at 13:01