JACKING MY OWN THREAD: A couple of days ago, the daughter of my boss was looking at the photo album on my iPod. Months ago I had taken a photo of a Democrat then presidential candidate and made her eyes really red with Photoshop. Well, when N. saw the photo on the iPod she gasped in horror. That picture would be right up David’s alley. I think I posted it once before. I’ll have to drag it out of retirement and put it up there during the Dem’s knife fight in Denver.
Supposedly there is a face involved Brad, but my eyes didn’t automatically go there. I was initially drawn to something red. And then something slightly blonde and then something that looked like it might be lodged in her butt.
Lately, I’ve spent a lot of time contemplating the thing stuck in her butt and imagining ways to remove this impediment. I’ve thought long and hard but I have not yet come up with a solution.
I think McGoo only has the two mules and one old horse to help carry shit. Maybe I should bookend Big Boob Fridays with Mini Mondays? You know, fair and balanced. Or perhaps Tiny Tuesdays.
How about spending some of your spare time finding me some links to lingerie models of the 1980’s. Specifically, Victoria’s Secret models who appeared in their catalog and calendar during the mid-80s. Blond, high cheekbones. Spectacular ass. Not John Cougar Mellencamp’s wife — although she’s hot. Not Suzanne Lanza either — who I think is the most perfect woman ever.
So, who is she? Or is she just another pretty face (and smokin’ body)?
By: xbradtc on July 29, 2008
at 12:58
I wish I could say that she is a future ex-wife but I have no idea who she is and I don’t remember from where I borrowed the picture.
By: cranky on July 29, 2008
at 14:16
That thong looks itchy. Tell her to take it off, Cranky.
By: david drake on July 29, 2008
at 16:50
She’s a little light upstairs but I would still do this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uie4YqrhNHQ
By: Rosetta on July 29, 2008
at 20:26
You would sound a gong?
I’d rather bang her like a drum all day.
By: cranky on July 29, 2008
at 20:30
Here’s how you bang:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I9saJLAkQuE
By: Rosetta on July 29, 2008
at 20:38
They should take his cymbals away from him just on general principle.
By: cranky on July 29, 2008
at 21:46
David, take off the thong or take off something else? I’ll do anything necessary to make the lady more comfortable.
By: cranky on July 29, 2008
at 21:50
She’s a little light upstairs but I would still do this:
wow, I’m impressed that rosetta is thinking about her brains and not anything else, that’s awesome!
By: pajama momma on July 29, 2008
at 21:51
PJ, I think you forgot to close your sarcasm tag.
JACKING MY OWN THREAD: A couple of days ago, the daughter of my boss was looking at the photo album on my iPod. Months ago I had taken a photo of a Democrat then presidential candidate and made her eyes really red with Photoshop. Well, when N. saw the photo on the iPod she gasped in horror. That picture would be right up David’s alley. I think I posted it once before. I’ll have to drag it out of retirement and put it up there during the Dem’s knife fight in Denver.
By: cranky on July 29, 2008
at 21:56
cranky, have you looked at your sister’s face?
By: pajama momma on July 29, 2008
at 22:07
Face?
By: cranky on July 30, 2008
at 06:14
Wow, PJ. Tough crowd here. I really do think she is pretty. Although I could do without the belly bling bling.
By: cranky on July 30, 2008
at 06:59
I don’t get the belly bling either.
A good looking belly button can’t be improved upon with metal and jewels.
An ugly belly button should be covered with a permanent steel plate that is screwed to the offender’s spine to prevent removal.
By: Rosetta on July 30, 2008
at 17:43
She has a face?
By: xbradtc on July 31, 2008
at 12:03
Supposedly there is a face involved Brad, but my eyes didn’t automatically go there. I was initially drawn to something red. And then something slightly blonde and then something that looked like it might be lodged in her butt.
Lately, I’ve spent a lot of time contemplating the thing stuck in her butt and imagining ways to remove this impediment. I’ve thought long and hard but I have not yet come up with a solution.
By: cranky on July 31, 2008
at 15:10
What what, in the butt.
By: pajama momma on July 31, 2008
at 15:57
If she was singing this song, instead of Samwell, I wouldn’t be creeped out.
By: cranky on July 31, 2008
at 17:31
yeah, I’d kinda crack up too
By: pajama momma on August 1, 2008
at 13:01
Of course, I would render any assistance that she might require or wish for. Who is this woman who dominates my dreams?
By: cranky on August 1, 2008
at 13:07
I liked this one better than the blond below.
Hott!!!!!111!!!
By: Vmaximus on August 2, 2008
at 21:55
oops looks kind of like my first wife
By: Vmaximus on August 2, 2008
at 21:56
dude is this a porn blog now?
By: Barry on August 7, 2008
at 19:44
I might have to pick up McGoo’s slack. He’s been moving for like a month now so no Daily Smut and I got a habit and now I’m scratching and shuffling.
By: cranky on August 7, 2008
at 19:48
Is Barry really Obama?
Doesn’t McGoo know that you don’t have to carry stuff by hand when you move?
Stoopid.
By: Rosetta on August 7, 2008
at 20:57
I think McGoo only has the two mules and one old horse to help carry shit. Maybe I should bookend Big Boob Fridays with Mini Mondays? You know, fair and balanced. Or perhaps Tiny Tuesdays.
By: cranky on August 7, 2008
at 21:24
That’s a good idea. You could also do:
MILF Mondays
Two Girl Tuesdays
Wee Woman Wednesdays
Thai Hooker Thursdays
I do not recommend Tranny Tuesdays
By: Rosetta on August 8, 2008
at 16:40
Well if we can’t do Tranny Tuesdays that will mean my profile on Pajama Momma will never see the light of day.
By: cranky on August 8, 2008
at 18:04
Your profile on pajama momma?
What in the blazes are you talking about man?
By: Rosetta on August 9, 2008
at 10:19
That’s a journalism term you #$@%$. A backgrounder, a short biography. Geez! How much have you had to drink this morning?
This is what happens when you stare at Kerry Marie for hours and hours. Your brain melts.
By: cranky on August 9, 2008
at 11:34
How about spending some of your spare time finding me some links to lingerie models of the 1980’s. Specifically, Victoria’s Secret models who appeared in their catalog and calendar during the mid-80s. Blond, high cheekbones. Spectacular ass. Not John Cougar Mellencamp’s wife — although she’s hot. Not Suzanne Lanza either — who I think is the most perfect woman ever.
And Jill Goodacre was a brunette then, not blond.
Think of this as a Moron Action Alert.
By: cranky on August 9, 2008
at 11:38
SHes really hot..whats her name?
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at 09:47
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at 10:48
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at 17:04