Posted by: cranky | March 18, 2008

Gretchen Carlson, Dumb Blond, Not Fired by Fox

Sadly, on Fox and Friends this morning they announced Gretchen ‘One-Eye’ Carlson would return from vacation on Wednesday morning.  I was hoping she had been shit canned but no such luck.

An awful lot of Google searches landing here looking for the down-low on Gretchen.  Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but she’s back.

Posted in Dumb Blondes, Media

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  1. I think Paige Hopkins has gone missing too. She would be a real loss.

    http://onehorse.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/i-dont-know-why/

    By: Barry in CO on March 19, 2008
    at 02:40

  2. Page is on vacation, according to TVNewser. I knew you would want to know.

    And Gretchen looks really tan now.

    By: Barry in CO on March 20, 2008
    at 01:03

  3. Gretchen looks weird. Scandi’s don’t handle the sun well.

    By: cranky on March 20, 2008
    at 06:19

  4. Love FNC. Can’t watch Carlson. She is horrible. God help her, horrible.

    She — on air — had to pull out a calculator to see if 2012 was divisible by 100 … and she still couldn’t figure it out. She was trying to explain that leap year doesn’t necessarily occur every 4 years. Doocy’s look was priceless.

    My suggestion: send her to MSNBC. In this one move, the average intelligence of both new agencies will be raised.

    By: Anonymous on June 10, 2008
    at 09:19

  5. That’s brilliant Annonymous! :P

    I’m staying away from TV except for sports, old movies, and the weather for now. The more I watch regular TV the dumber I become and I’m not sure the process is reversible. But if I’m gonna watch the news, then I watch FoxNews.

    By: cranky on June 10, 2008
    at 10:35

  6. You and Anonymous might be related.

    There’s a winged-dingleberry-avatar resemblance.

    By: Rosetta on June 10, 2008
    at 20:49

  7. I think the resemblance is the hair. And the dingles, of course.

    By: cranky on June 10, 2008
    at 21:02

  8. I can’t stand Carlson. I hate her condesending method of reading the news to her “Children”. I wish they’s dump her. I find myself flipping to CNN whenever GC appears.

    By: peter cunningham on December 18, 2008
    at 10:09

  9. It is sooo sad you spend your prescious time bashing Gretchen Carlson. Gretchen Carlson is an excellent journalist who happens to say it like it is during the morning show.

    So what if she cant do math while on the spot in front of the cameras. Could you?

    Let’s focus people. Go after Keith Olbermann. There is plenty of strange to blog about there.

    By: Liz on March 20, 2009
    at 07:20

  10. Gretchen Carlson is a class act. Very smart and beautiful. All of you sound a bit jealous. Sorry, she wins, you lose. Can’t wait for her to return. We miss her.

    By: Sandy on March 20, 2009
    at 18:50

  11. It was a great two weeks on Fox and Friends when Gretchen was gone. She’s such an airhead. She’s loud, yaks too much, interrupts people during her interviews, and tries to inject herself into every subject. I can’t wait until they fire her.

    By: Gary on March 23, 2009
    at 06:15

  12. I’ll take Gretchen Carlson over the other female newscasters any day. She’s great eye-candy and she’s a seasoned pro. I’m glad she’s back from vacation.

    WELCOME BACK, GRETCHEN!!!

    By: Everett on March 24, 2009
    at 10:54

  13. Gretchen Carlson is the worst! She’s the worst kind of dumb blonde… the type that actually thinks she’s smart. I’m sure the only reason why she has this job is due to some connections her husband has.

    I’m a bit of a news junkie, and I’ve observed a lot of female journalists, and I’ve never seen someone as obnoxious as Gretchen Carlson. She interrupts and talks over everyone, including her co-hosts. Her condescending tone with everyone is so irritating!

    I look forward to the days when she’s on vacation or sick, which fortunately seems to be often… then I can enjoy the best cable news network, but with a quality female co-host!

    Fox News has so many great female television journalists… WHY DO THEY KEEP THIS BUFOON on the air?

    I ask, who do we complain to, in order to get rid of Gretchen Carlson????

    By: Walt D. on April 8, 2009
    at 06:33

  14. Word is Gretchen Carlson is not long for Fox News. Her gaffe on the morning show about Social Security being bankrupt and her recent working behind closed doors to get Ed Hill fired crossed the line as far as Murdoch was concerned. Look for Elisabeth Hasselbeck to be offered the position.

    By: Harley Binger on April 8, 2009
    at 21:55

  15. Walt D, I’ve sent numerous emails to Fox and Friends complaining about Gretchen. You describe her to a “T”. She is horrible. Write to Fox and Friends and let them know how you feel about her. The more they hear from people like us the better our chances are of her being outta there.

    By: Gary on April 20, 2009
    at 05:57

  16. Slogan of the morning:
    I would watch and have more fun
    If you would only switch “The Gretch” with Alisyn.

    She’s totally anal, transparent and fake with that “Mary Hart” pretentiousness. She’s got to go.
    You can tell her co-host can’t stand her.

    By: John on July 29, 2009
    at 13:48

  17. I can’t watch Fox & Friends anymore until they get rid of Gretchen. She cheapens the show. Everyday she pulls her skirts a lilttle higher. How ridiculous!

    By: Marti on August 4, 2009
    at 14:34

  18. What is it going to take to get rid of Gretchen. I think any day she will hike her skirt above her waist. She is one of the most unprofessional people on TV. Shame on Fox for having her.

    By: gloria on August 28, 2009
    at 22:20

  19. To all you detractors who wrote negative comments about Gretchen Carlson, Fox News obviously doesn’t feel the same way you do about her. After all, she’s still around. I think Fox News is going to keep her around for a long time to come. And I, for one, have no problem with that. Because I enjoy watching her every morning. ;-)

    By: Everett on September 6, 2009
    at 14:50

  20. This dumb broad is nothing but a well kept poodle occupying space on the set…nice hair doo!

    By: jason on September 23, 2009
    at 07:20

  21. look at the LIBERAL VITRIOL AND HATE toward the Real Americans at Fox

    good job, Gretchen, keep pissing off the liberals while they defend the obozo

    By: Jack Kennedy on September 28, 2009
    at 05:43

  22. Yep. It is those liberal ‘bleeding hearts’ who sympathizes with terrorists that are dragging this country down the toilet.

    Gretchen and company at Fox News tell it like it is. Yes, keep pissing the liberals off. They’re bad for the country. ;-)

    By: Everett on September 28, 2009
    at 10:45

  23. And by the way, the ditsy democrats want to provide free health care for illegal immigrants. What a bunch of a**holes! How pathetic can you get?!

    The dems need to be kicked out here along with the illegals.

    Fox News will expose these clowns better than anyone else.

    By: Everett on September 28, 2009
    at 11:32


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